Kali Negative Kindergarten
Negative Kindergarten

Seapunk, C-Punk, Bad Graphics, People's Selfies and Humor. My URL is a portmanteau of "chartreuse" and "puce".

My entire theme isn't Dolliecrave. I got a theme from there and butchered it to pieces. My background image is from peaceartsite.com.

Also, on the music page there are Spotify playlists you can listen to. (Will only play if you have Spotify)

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Lana Del Rey performing in the Comerica Theatre right now, USA - #2

Anonymous Asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story

My answer:



So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.



so i can get back to hoopin #ballislife


Me at school. 

Anderson Cooper takes down anti-gay host with sharp jab

  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws



Actual current fashion

Is this coachella 2014



AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.